The summer crunch carries onward and the office is certifiably packed with the Rainers.
I myself have sneaked...snucked.. snuck(?) away from the guys doing all the actual work to bring you, the people, an update:

The sun is shining, the parties are loud and the ones are cold.
In here however, we have none of those things, just work.
Undeterred, we carry on to bring YOU (yes, you in particular)
the Mayhem Tournament of a lifetime.
Fully functional.
Anatomically correct.

Now back to work.